Jennifer: “I have been so-so-so busy! We took the kids to Legoland for two days and it took two days to recover. Even worse, my muse is not functioning, and I have no ideas. You are the one who has all the good plots.”
Diane: “Yes, but YOU are the one who can knock off a hundred-worder in an hour.”
Jennifer: “So where is your story?”
Diane: “I am editing my submission to that publisher. I don’t have time.”
Jennifer: “Hah! There you go bragging again. I hate you.”