Surprised, he answered, “Of course, I am. Isn’t everybody.”
“Yeah, that’s why I’m going to get a VPN.”
Surprised again, he said, “Oh, I already have that.”
It was her turn to be surprised, “You do? How long have you had that?
“I don’t know, since birth, I guess.”
“What?”
“What do you mean by what?” I’ve always been called Ed.”
She sat quietly for a moment with her eyes closed, then said, “Do you know what a VPN is?”
“Sure. Very popular name.”
She wasn’t surprised.