To everyone else I'm 'K2735'. I don't understand why they treat me this way. Don't they realise I'm alive? I hate their hands and feet crawling over me. They're so dirty, and they dump their unwanted rubbish. Their sharp axes hurt so much.
Look, there's a group of five on my north face now. That's my best side. They're trying to stand right on my very summit! I can't allow that.
There. I've shrugged them off. Watch them fall far into the valley below. Goodbye.