Annie looked at her husband and frowned. She knew how he sometimes became so distracted by his phone he was oblivious to the world. But she promised her grandsons pizza.
When Annie returned, she went into the kitchen to put down the food and saw a dead pigeon laying on the table. She shrieked, “Dave” and dropped the pizza.
Hearing the screams, her grandsons raced inside and bubbled, “Grandma, we waited for you to have the funeral.”
Dave never babysat again.