Freezing winds bit as Santa and his mates produced helpers-built igloos. Iglooctica shone. Santa nodded, grinning at their handiwork.
They expanded to Thwaites Glacier; an ice sheet as large as Great Britain, (Santa appreciated the economic value of renewables).
Seas warmed and a half of Iglooctica broke away.
Then, the time came for the last line of Revelations 11:18, “…and for destroying those who destroy the earth.”
Sea levels rose flooding coastal cities.
Santa turned to Sea-Doo production.