Decades Later, by Roberta Beary

We are the reformed party girls. We had office sex, barbecue weekend sex, last row movie theater sex. We married husbands as reliable as the six o’clock news. We have vanilla sex with our husbands on their birthday. We compare how often and what position while our husbands watch the football game. We wear black lace lingerie because we love the feel of silk on our skin. We think food is the sex of the old is a bullshit saying. We practice what we preach.