“Well, I did say it needed some TLC”
“But only from the electrician, plumber, carpenter, builder, decorator, roofer and local planning officer…”
“It’s already partly refurbished.”
“You mean it used to look worse?”
“There are some original features”
“Well, a tree growing through the living room is certainly original. I prefer a pot plant. I imagine any original features have been stolen.”
“Well, it is deceptively spacious. It is an excellent opportunity, offering superb value and is attractively priced.”
“Speak the truth man”
“For pity's sake, help us out. This thing's been on our books for years.”