'I know, Constable, but I’m on to something. I found some pretty damning evidence in that last book. Ms Stephanie Queen will be sorry she chose our town to launch this novel.'
'Do you mean there’s clues about a real crime, Sarg? Not the unsolved librarian murders? Or the publisher kidnappings?'
'No, Constable! I’m going to nab her for crimes against grammar and spelling. She murders them both on every page!'