The defendant’s legal team objected to every potential female juror. The plaintiff’s lawyers objected to every male juror. There could be no impartial jury to try Mr. Jones, accused by his wife of three counts of leaving the toilet seat up.
“How long have the defendant and plaintiff been married?”
“75 years, your Honor.”
The judge would have to decide the case alone.
“On their next anniversary, the Defendant will gift his wife a toilet seat that lowers automatically.”
That was easy. But now on to the next case, a wife who had refused to cook dinner on her birthday.
“How long have the defendant and plaintiff been married?”
“75 years, your Honor.”
The judge would have to decide the case alone.
“On their next anniversary, the Defendant will gift his wife a toilet seat that lowers automatically.”
That was easy. But now on to the next case, a wife who had refused to cook dinner on her birthday.
