Editor's Choice
How is it possible to cram so much philosophy into 100 words? "I pee ergo sum" – Editor
One hundred meters from the cabin, Jane drops her pants, squats and pees into the hole she's dug beside a small pine tree.
If she was doing a dump, she would’ve gone further, but urine leaves a scent somewhat less attractive to hungry bears.
Standing to pull up her pants, Jane’s attention drifts to wonder why most people bother wearing underwear, then the loud crack of a branch close behind, brings her to the present fast.
Running, and not daring to look back, Jane is amazed how fast she gets back to the cabin, and Jeff, and her morning coffee.
If she was doing a dump, she would’ve gone further, but urine leaves a scent somewhat less attractive to hungry bears.
Standing to pull up her pants, Jane’s attention drifts to wonder why most people bother wearing underwear, then the loud crack of a branch close behind, brings her to the present fast.
Running, and not daring to look back, Jane is amazed how fast she gets back to the cabin, and Jeff, and her morning coffee.
