He had a vinyl-fenced backyard studded with exotic Florida flora, a pond fed by runoff from the adjacent swamp and a penchant for the exotic.
He purchased baby Gary from Lizard Surplus USA for 900 bucks. Gary was two meters long. One year later, the length of a car.
Neighbors complained, the sheriff cautioned, and the FWC arrived to take Gary away.
Knock! Knock! Knock!
They found Frank’s Skecher and foot beside the hole in the vinyl fence.