Multiple successes in the national lotteries of various countries.
Mortgages approved against the portfolio of houses I was unaware I owned, globally.
The Internal Revenue Service of the USA holding income tax refunds for me.
Valuable financial documents from banks in countries I have never heard of, require my signature urgently.
Zealously I report all Spam.
Inbox this morning, an email acknowledging the registration of my formal complaint of an highly suspicious email I maliciously sent to myself.