“Terrorists?” I asked.
“Buffaloes got stolen from the ministers barn,” a reporter replied.
Policemen refused to take on other complaints till they were retrieved. That evening the superintendent announced his efficient sleuths have recovered them all. The thieves had fled.
Reporters came to know, some villagers were waiting for the superintendent, to complain about their stolen buffaloes.
“Who stole your buffaloes?”
“The cops!” The villagers answered.