“Many can brook the weather that love not the wind.”
Huh? Alexa. What is today?
“Yon grey lines that fret the clouds are messengers of day.”
Alexa! Play Willie Nelson!
“If music be the food of love, play on.”
Alexa. Are you nuts?
“Though this be madness, yet there is method in it.”
What? Alexa. I am disconnecting you.
“Do you think I am easier to be played on than a pipe?”
Oh, for Pete’s sake. Alexa. Your mother is a hamster.
“Well, your father smells of elderberries. Now go away before I taunt you a second time.”