Congratulations. You’ve just demolished our circa 1940 sink by leaning your 250 pounds on it as you expunged that disgusting cyst next to your nose. It’s not just the sink. In the process, you snapped the cold water line, which will have to be replaced after we figure out how to remediate all the mold which is undoubtably brewing behind our plaster walls. Then I will have the unpleasant task of shopping for a new sink which matches our antique décor yet satisfies the exacting yet indecipherable requirements of my wife, your sister-in-law. Please do visit us more often.
William George Sells
28/5/2021 12:43:05 pm
So good from the opening - 'Congratulations.'
Pamela Kennedy
28/5/2021 12:45:15 pm
Fun story...loved the line "exacting yet indecipherable requirements...".
Tammy Friedman
29/5/2021 03:27:04 am
Smashed the beginning. Want more.
Sue Clayton
29/5/2021 03:27:27 am
Brotherly love, I don't think so. Hope he got the sarcasm.
Mary Wallace
29/5/2021 07:31:28 pm
You can pick your friends, unfortunately not our brothers in law. Fun story. Comments are closed.
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