The marriage counselor tipped her head down and a little to the right, so she was looking over the top of her glasses and asked, “So, why don’t you sleep with your husband?”
The woman shrugged. “He snores. It sounds like the inside of a hog barn with a freight train running through it and a helicopter hovering overhead.”
The counselor smiled, tipped her head again, and said, “That can’t be true.” She waited patiently for an answer while sneaking a peek at the time.
Her client smiled back, rolled her eyes, and answered, “You’re right. There is no train.”
The woman shrugged. “He snores. It sounds like the inside of a hog barn with a freight train running through it and a helicopter hovering overhead.”
The counselor smiled, tipped her head again, and said, “That can’t be true.” She waited patiently for an answer while sneaking a peek at the time.
Her client smiled back, rolled her eyes, and answered, “You’re right. There is no train.”
