Worse, she knew her husband Lance lusted after her. Once while he showered, she looked through his phone, and sure enough... pics of Tiffany, mostly from behind.
Still, Susan loved him and she'd fight for his affections.
She'd start with a delicious meal. Roast, mashed potatoes, and a salad. He ate with great appetite.
"Awesome roast," he said. "I love it."
She smiled sadly and said, "I figured you would. It's that ass you like so much. The rest of her's down in the cellar."