“Yup.”
“How’d that go?”
“Pretty good.”
“What about your profile? What sort of woman were you looking for?”
“Someone with poor eyesight.”
“What? Why did you do that?”
“Because I posted Robert Redford’s picture that I cut out from an old Star magazine.”
“How many responses did you get?”
“One. So far.”
“What did she say?”
She said, “That looks like Robert Redford’s picture.”
“Ouch. How did you respond to her?”
“I said I was Robert Redford’s identical twin brother Ron.”
“Great, fast thinking. What did she say about that?”
“She logged out.”
“Nice try.”