And there in the mess of cloth, were two tissues nestled among the clothes.
INTACT !
Not churned by the washer into a mass of nasty confetti and stuck all over my mostly black clothes.
I took this as absolute proof that our world is about to end.
But then I bravely took another look at those solid white sheets.
It turns out they were just pieces of strong paper towel.
So… We are all safe.
For now.