The lesbian looked at her coolly, stretching out its long, hairy legs.
Brenda shrieked.
“Gerald, come quick! There’s a lesbian in the bath! It’s enormous!”
Gerald grabbed a cup like a hero, but shuddered when he saw just how large and hairy the lesbian was. Skilfully, he placed the cup over the lesbian, sliding some strong card underneath. Holding the cup at arm’s length, he approached the open window.
“Bugger,” muttered Gerald. “I dropped it.”
Brenda fainted.
She WAS homophobic after all.