Tom having spent the day at the coast climbed onto the tram home, he sat down for two minutes when he felt something stirring in his shorts.
The 'something' in his shorts dug its pincers into his lower regions, he shot out of his seat and undoing his shorts he thrust his hips into the slipstream.
The more he thrust, the more the small crab clung on, trying to avoid being spilled into the rushing panorama.
An elderly lady sitting next to the door tutted and under her breath muttered "disgusting!"
The 'something' in his shorts dug its pincers into his lower regions, he shot out of his seat and undoing his shorts he thrust his hips into the slipstream.
The more he thrust, the more the small crab clung on, trying to avoid being spilled into the rushing panorama.
An elderly lady sitting next to the door tutted and under her breath muttered "disgusting!"
