While typing, a little brown spider hopped onto the letter E.
A rolled-up magazine would suffice but I recently espoused that all creatures deserve to live. Still fearful of arachnid excreta contaminating my keyboard, I carefully pushed the creepy-crawly onto an index card.
It bit my finger, then jumped onto my other hand, bit again, and escaped. In minutes both arms were paralyzed, and it was getting hard to breathe.
My final review? Bugger Australia’s Wildlife.