“You know what they say, Hank, ‘When in doubt, read the directions.’”
“Just bought it. Now I need to assemble it and learn to aim and focus it by 2 PM.”
“I understand, Hank, but you knew 2 PM Tuesday was coming.”
“I know, Jack, but, speaking of 2 PM, you’d better get going.”
“On my way.”
Hank sets up the telescope in time to watch Jack murder Hank’s wife.
“Next week, it’ll be Jack’s turn to watch me murder his wife,” says Hank. “And no one will be the wiser.