"Say, #1683759421863. Did you ever want to be something else?"
"Do you mean a virus with another number?"
"No. How about a bacterium?"
"I can't stand them."
"Or a fungus?"
"Who wants that?"
"Well, how about one of Mel's cells?"
"A human cell?"
"Right. Like a stomach cell or a nose cell?"
"Mel? His nose? What's the matter with you #87036952114?"