A week later, Marta accompanied her mother to an assisted living facility. On her return, she found her boys playing with building blocks.
“What are you making? A castle?” she asked.
“No. It’s an assisted living facility, just like the one we’ll send you to when you get old.”
When Marta’s second husband arrived home from work, he was surprised to find his mother-in-law back in the house.
“You told me it was you or her,” said Marta. “Pack a bag.”