She’d submitted her letter to the editor with considerable smugness because 1) the student newspaper was, she believed, like cheap toilet paper and 2) because her response to a student’s commentary demanding administrative changes was, she believed, glorious.
Her piece was published thusly:
"Enacting change at this university is like relocating the cemetery; you’ll receive no help from its inhabitants."
Woodbee was legendary among maintenance staff, especially to the gentleman who prettified the campus graveyard.
Placed on administrative leave, Woodbee was quoted thusly: