Woodbee had been with the English faculty three years. Her wit was sharp, her features indistinct.
She’d submitted her letter to the editor with considerable smugness because 1) the student newspaper was, she believed, like cheap toilet paper and 2) because her response to a student’s commentary demanding administrative changes was, she believed, glorious.
Her piece was published thusly:
"Enacting change at this university is like relocating the cemetery; you’ll receive no help from its inhabitants."
Woodbee was legendary among maintenance staff, especially to the gentleman who prettified the campus graveyard.
Placed on administrative leave, Woodbee was quoted thusly:
"****."
She’d submitted her letter to the editor with considerable smugness because 1) the student newspaper was, she believed, like cheap toilet paper and 2) because her response to a student’s commentary demanding administrative changes was, she believed, glorious.
Her piece was published thusly:
"Enacting change at this university is like relocating the cemetery; you’ll receive no help from its inhabitants."
Woodbee was legendary among maintenance staff, especially to the gentleman who prettified the campus graveyard.
Placed on administrative leave, Woodbee was quoted thusly:
"****."
