“What, MommyMommy?”
“This isn't BabyBaby's mousiemouse.”
“It isn't?”
“No, it's doggiedog's.”
“But SnookieSnookems, CookieCookie never plays with this mousiemouse.”
“Baddybaddy DaddyDaddy come here my dollydolly BabyBaby, let MommyMommy protect you from the mean old doggiedoggie mousiemouse..........”
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“You wouldn't believe what he did. No, of course he didn't microwave Cynthia....but.....oh, you scared us, DaddyDaddy. BabyBaby and I need you to walkywalky CookieCookie. Okiedokie? Wubsywubsy, HoneyHon.”
“Wusbsywubsy.”
“Hello, no, he didn't microwave her, he put a damn dog toy in the crib again. I swear, Mom....”