The ugly-troll-with-the-ugly-heart challenged everyone: “You think I’m stupid? Let’s vote on it.” Everyone agreed.
Then a strange thing happened. To protest about other things, some people decided to say he wasn’t stupid, thinking that the ugly-troll-with-the-ugly-heart was bound to lose. But so many people cast protest votes that the ugly-troll-with-the-ugly-heart won.
The uglier-than-ever-troll-with-the-ugly-heart gave his ugliest grin.
“You thought I was funny? Well, you’re not laughing now.”