Who shot Tupac? Everyone said “Nobody knows.” And I did. It was Somebody. Which meant I was off the hook.
But the attempt to charge Somebody went Nowhere, so they sent me there to investigate. Luckily, I was already Nowhere, so I didn’t have to pack.
Turns out, it was a set-up, and I was arrested for doing Nothing.
At my trial, the DA proved I was guilty of Nothing. But Everybody on the jury agreed: No Way could they convict me because Nobody’s above the law.