Meat-lovers Uncle Hank and Judy from next door are the orange squares, my friend Lisa and my brother Daniel the green. Suddenly, he’s a vegetarian too — just to impress her. Politics and football make Dad blue, Mom and cousin Pete red. There could be a bun fight. Judy’s boyfriend Kyle is a white square, a mashed potato purist without chives or cheddar. And no potatoes at all for Pete’s twins. They’re yellow for onion rings.
So how to solve my Rubik’s Cube of a holiday? Watch YouTube!