“You’re eating? I thought writers subsisted on coffee, wine, and cigarettes.”
“We do. But, you need something to catalyze the reactions?”
“What the what now?”
“Coffee isn’t enough, you must have a sugar or carbohydrate. The acidic nature of coffee reduces the food to produce participles.”
“Part of what?”
“The participles in turn break down the remaining caffeinated extract, tartar of wine, and nicotine, and create a plethora of nouns, verbs, and punctuation, which turns into books.”
“Are you crazy?”
“No, I’m hungry. You’re the one asking stupid questions.”
“We do. But, you need something to catalyze the reactions?”
“What the what now?”
“Coffee isn’t enough, you must have a sugar or carbohydrate. The acidic nature of coffee reduces the food to produce participles.”
“Part of what?”
“The participles in turn break down the remaining caffeinated extract, tartar of wine, and nicotine, and create a plethora of nouns, verbs, and punctuation, which turns into books.”
“Are you crazy?”
“No, I’m hungry. You’re the one asking stupid questions.”
