"Hey, it makes sense. When you hear the word, the sound is closer to an 'ess' or a zed. Say it out loud for yourself."
"I maintain the s's rock. I'm not keen on all your missing u's either. Neighbor, flavor etc. Urgh. And as for your missing o's. Really, estrogen and celiac are vulgar."
"Haven't you heard about the world's letter shortage? Our economic policies re letters will ensure that words never run out. Did you hear me? You've gone awfully quiet."