Wizard Malevello waves his wand. “Adorable vermin, prepare to be carrots!”
“Stop, fiend!” I shout.
The Wizard sneers under his scraggly beard, but can’t harm me because of my protective shield.
A bunny whispers, “Maybe the Wizard needs a girlfriend?”
I gasp. I’ve been in the game since its release. How has this never occurred to me?
The Wizard turns the bunnies into carrots.
I message the game designer.
Hours later, the bunnies are reset. And the voluptuous Enchantress Mordania appears.