NEED A DISTRACTION PLEASE!
What’s on TV. America’s History and Discovery channels are definitely not the BBC. Oh! They are having those Ancient Alien Theorists on again. Maybe reverse engineered Roswell’s UFO to levitate those Egyptian 20 ton blocks theory again. What!? They’re talking about the Pandemic too! So it’s not the Wuhan bat soup? Not the Wuhan lab? Not a touchy feely Italian Marco Polo that carried it back from Wuhan? Not the US trade envoy to China to Trump? OH! NO! It’s those ALIENS!