Like I tried. I texted invitations with turkey emojis. I nixed the craft table because little Taylor still suffers PTSD from last year’s drilling accident making acorn dolls. I got too blitzed at the neighborhood’s annual Wednesday Wingding to fold fancy napkins. My kids vetoed place cards in favor of our traditional fight for seats far from Aunt Sara, for obvious reasons. We screamed about politics. No police needed this year thanks to my brilliant niece who calmed everyone down with homemade Martha and Snoop Dogg Brownies spiked with “the stuff”. Maybe it was a Martha Stewart Thanksgiving after all.
Pamela Kennedy
26/11/2021 10:54:15 am
As long as everyone had a great time...👍
Fliss Zakaszewska
26/11/2021 11:53:41 am
Love family traditions!
David Milner
26/11/2021 12:05:54 pm
Save one for me.
Candace Arthuria Williams
26/11/2021 07:54:39 pm
Happy holidays! Pass the brownies, please.
Jane Reid
26/11/2021 08:52:38 pm
Witty and hilarious. Loved it.
Peggy Gerber
26/11/2021 09:15:32 pm
Sounds like a pretty good Thanksgiving to me. Now you get to do it all over again for the holidays.
Sivan Pillai
27/11/2021 04:38:50 am
Enjoyed the beautiful story, Elizabeth.
Sue Clayton
28/11/2021 03:10:12 am
Martha Stewart to the rescue with her 'special' recipe. I would have loved to have been at this realistic thanksgiving not the phony TV ones. Comments are closed.
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