The first is a young man from the Caribbean, an illegitimate, uneducated orphan, with no visible means of support.
The second is an émigrés from France, wealthy but with no marketable skills or means of employment, who knows few people who can vouch for him.
The third flunked out of school, failed an apprenticeship twice, was fired as a tax officer twice in four years and twice ran away from home.
I cannot approve any of your applications. I order the immediate deportation of Alexander Hamilton, the Marquis de Lafayette and Thomas Paine.