Photo: NHS Scotland Come on come on! Where’s all this traffic coming from! Why now? Why in the rush hour, why not in the middle of the night?
ROAD WORKS!! Why do they have road works in the rush hour? Repair the roads at night!
TRAFFIC LIGHTS!!! Change change change! Come on, change to green! At last.
F*****G TRAMS!!!!!!*
Just get out of the way, hurry up please!
Thank God, made it at last...
What now? NOW? You mean it? REALLY? I’ve only been here five minutes...
Wait a minute!!!
Waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Noises off.)
“Congratulations, Mrs. Smith, you have a beautiful baby daughter...”
(*The bit about the trams is a peculiarly Edinburgh reference.)
