I know you feel like everyone steps all over you but don’t be envious of me. Don’t believe anything you’ve heard about me being spoilt either. You want to hear the facts from me.
It’s true that the first thing that ever touched my mouth was a silver spoon and that I’ve always been the favourite around here. Yes, the family give me something almost daily. Christmas and birthdays are particularly special. In fact, I can’t remember the last time I DIDN’T get anything. As I said, there’s no need to envy me, doormat, because it’s all rubbish really.
It’s true that the first thing that ever touched my mouth was a silver spoon and that I’ve always been the favourite around here. Yes, the family give me something almost daily. Christmas and birthdays are particularly special. In fact, I can’t remember the last time I DIDN’T get anything. As I said, there’s no need to envy me, doormat, because it’s all rubbish really.
