Ha, Santa is no longer Canadian.
Grandma had told stories about the old-cold-war, more than half a century ago. Crouching under school desks, air-raid siren testing.
The same stuff Jan’s kids are learning now.
Grandma had told her about Great Grandma’s plan if nuclear bombs were coming.
Just then, Jan’s phone alarm blasted off. So, just like Great Grandma had planned, Jan took her kids by the hand… out to the street to be sure to get hit in the first blast.