“Excuse me Sir,” said Oscar. I’m starving. Can I have some food?”
Edwin said, “No, I can’t help you. Get lost.”
A day later, a cat laid down on Edwin’s porch for three hours.
Eventually, Edwin brought the cat a bowl of milk.
Later that evening, he brought the cat inside.
The next morning, Oscar knocked on Edwin’s door again and asked, “How come you’ll feed a cat but you won’t feed a person?”
Edwin replied, “Because I like cats more than people”
A lot of people are like Edwin. That sucks.