As the door opened, they saw that they were made for each other.
She was ready to eat after the journey from Cornwall to Scotland; he'd starved himself since lunch. He'd made haggis, neeps and tatties for dinner, she'd brought four large pasties for a starter, and for dessert they sent out for a pair of Dominos ham and pineapple 13" pizzas. The pineapple was the healthy option.
Then they did what all romantic couples do: flopped on the sofa to watch Simpsons episodes together with some cans of cheap beer.
All the miraculous result of random right-swipes on Tinder.
She was ready to eat after the journey from Cornwall to Scotland; he'd starved himself since lunch. He'd made haggis, neeps and tatties for dinner, she'd brought four large pasties for a starter, and for dessert they sent out for a pair of Dominos ham and pineapple 13" pizzas. The pineapple was the healthy option.
Then they did what all romantic couples do: flopped on the sofa to watch Simpsons episodes together with some cans of cheap beer.
All the miraculous result of random right-swipes on Tinder.
