"What d'ya want now?" the irritated Wizard drawled. Dorothy explained, patiently.
"Her?" the Wizard replied. "Just threaten her with a parking ticket. She'll be a quivering wreck."
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By now, Dorothy had collected quite an army: a lion, a dragon, a grizzly bear, a straw man and a tin man on her journey to see the Wizard of Oz seeking help in confronting the resurgent Wicked Witch Of The South-West. This might previously have caused problems for arm-linked sixsomes, but the intervening years had seen The Yellow Brick Road expanded into a ten-lane inter-state highway. They were there in no time. "What d'ya want now?" the irritated Wizard drawled. Dorothy explained, patiently. "Her?" the Wizard replied. "Just threaten her with a parking ticket. She'll be a quivering wreck." Comments are closed.
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"Classic"
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