UK compliance officer for a one man band; sounds unexciting but it pays the bills. After months of jobless despair, it’s a lucky break.
Amidst the Christmas lights, he spotted the LED display: ‘UK leaving EU, new paperwork required’.
Snowed under, he couldn’t find the forms. Normally quite chilled, he’s afraid he’ll end up fined or banned from trading here.
This year’s list is sorted, distribution scheduled for completion before the yearend tolls.
Next year’s list is worrying Santa. Worldwide deliveries remain safe. Families struggling here will be relying more on him.