He carefully collected the kitty litter. Pee clumps went in a garbage bag and poop went in a bucket. Waiting for nightfall until all the houselights went out, he flung the cat poo around his neighbours' lawns and driveways. In the morning, he hid in the alcove of his patio as each neighbour came out to the surprise. There was swearing, bewilderment, hand gestures. He heard accusations flying without evidence about neighbours’ dogs roaming freely and how they picked up after their pets only when someone was watching. He hoped this would end noisy block parties forever. “Peace”, he sighed.
Sue Clayton
24/7/2021 04:32:52 am
Couldn't they tell the difference between cat and dog poo? Catchy cat tale.
Mary Wallace
24/7/2021 05:51:35 pm
Nice neighbour I don't think!
Sandra James
24/7/2021 10:34:36 pm
Very innovative! My inner-Grinch is cheering :) and I'm laughing. Great story! Comments are closed.
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