“I’m so glad I right-swiped you, Linda,” Mark said.
She clinked glasses. “Likewise.”
“Would you meet me again?”
She looked away. “Perhaps.”
“Only perhaps?”
“Look, Mark, there’s a problem.”
“Tell me, I won’t be shocked.”
She turned back towards him. “You won't understand,” smiling to reveal blood-covered fangs in her mouth.
“Goodness!”
“Did I shock you?”
“Not shocked, surprised.” Mark grinned, revealing his own razor-sharp fangs. “Dating apps are fantastic at finding matches.”
“Perfect! I’d love to date you again.”
“Can I see you home?”
“Yes, but no sex on our first night.”
“No sex. Perhaps a little necking?”
“Naturally.”
She clinked glasses. “Likewise.”
“Would you meet me again?”
She looked away. “Perhaps.”
“Only perhaps?”
“Look, Mark, there’s a problem.”
“Tell me, I won’t be shocked.”
She turned back towards him. “You won't understand,” smiling to reveal blood-covered fangs in her mouth.
“Goodness!”
“Did I shock you?”
“Not shocked, surprised.” Mark grinned, revealing his own razor-sharp fangs. “Dating apps are fantastic at finding matches.”
“Perfect! I’d love to date you again.”
“Can I see you home?”
“Yes, but no sex on our first night.”
“No sex. Perhaps a little necking?”
“Naturally.”
