"Friends, soon I must leave you. Forces of darkness will take me from you. But I forgive them all."
Angry, the followers booed. But the Saviour wasn't finished.
"But have faith – I shall not be gone long!" The crowd cheered again as he continued, "I shall come again, for I am the Son of God!!"
Quietly, a disciple leaned forward to whisper in the speaker's ear.
"Mr President, aren't you going a little far here?"