He laughed out loud and said, "That is so me." He ordered one.
When it was delivered a week later, he washed it, dried it, and put it on. He then went into town to do some shopping. Five people commented on his shirt with laughs, compliments, or asking where he got it.
When he returned home, he took the shirt off and washed it again. The next day, he would donate it to Goodwill.
Lesson learned.