The two geriatrics arrived ringside in a fanfare of hatred and contempt. In the blue corner, the Challenger commanded the sympathy vote. In the red corner stood the overweight, self-proclaimed Champion; he owed his title to a toxic mix of bullying, corruption and self-delusion.
They fought separate contests – the Challenger too weak to land strong punches, the Champion aiming only low blows, and missing.
The fight ended when the Champion accidentally knocked himself out with three of his own misplaced low punches. Nevertheless, he dragged himself up to claim a points victory, awarded by three ringside judges he'd appointed himself.
They fought separate contests – the Challenger too weak to land strong punches, the Champion aiming only low blows, and missing.
The fight ended when the Champion accidentally knocked himself out with three of his own misplaced low punches. Nevertheless, he dragged himself up to claim a points victory, awarded by three ringside judges he'd appointed himself.
