‘Phew! We’re alive!’ said Naomi.
‘For the moment,’ I said, trying not to think about aftershocks.
She snuggled up to me. ‘We paid quite a lot for this suite, didn’t we?’
‘Do you mean..?’
‘Why not? If the building collapses at least we’ll die happy.’
We didn’t notice the tiny search camera inching through a crack in the ceiling.
But we certainly noticed the viral video that some bastard put online afterwards.