One evening I was browsing his bookcase and found a strange book, entitled: ‘Your Handbook for Life.’ I glanced at the chapters: Surviving School; Meeting Girls; Getting a Job. It was published by Guardian Angel Press, in a celestial gold binding.
John said, ‘Ah, you found my copy. You have one, don’t you?’
‘No, I don’t. How did you get it?’
‘At birth, of course. And you didn’t? Oh.’